Oh, hi there! Now, now, don’t act as if you don’t know me. I know I’m on your mind twenty-four seven—your friend from the east. What do you mean you’re not into oriental guys? I won’t leave you this easy, you’ll find me everywhere you go. In the mall, in the parking lot, my presence like a shadow, stalking you. No, no, no, don’t hide your face like that. Are you feeling shy? Oh c’mon, we’ve known each other for a while now, we can hold hands at least? Ah, such disgust! What did I even do? Okay, let’s settle this once and for all. Take me to your folks, I know they’d approve of me. Hey, where you going, listen…babe…. Here I’m attaching a picture, you can at least show them my picture!

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